Celebrities

*yells for friend*

*goes to friends house*

*searches house*

*Pins friend on ground*

*Bakes cake*

*Finds cake pop maker*

*makes a bunch of cake pops*

*Twerks for friends mom*

*Runs away in fear*

*Chases you*

*makes 5 second gif of it with gif app*

*Watches gif 738,479,284 times*

*Gif crashes phone*

*Takes phone to geek Squad*

*Phone is fixed so Twerky B can watch herself twerk*

*Twerky B lives in glory*

*Movie is made about Twerky B*

*Heavens sing*

*Twerky B sings with heavens*

*Twerky becomes too powerful for heaven*

*heaven becomes back-up singer*

*Haven drops out*

*The Wasted free-styles with Twerky B*

*Summer is scared and hides in a ditch*

*gets direct TV*

Twerky B and The Wasted set up Summer's direct TV satellite*

*Sets it up wrong and destroys the World*

*Dead*

*Everything becomes extinct*

*Dead*

*Still Dead*

*Very much dead*

*Extremely dead*

*Becomes comedians*

*Makes millions of swag$$$*

*gets a talk show*

*Signs peoples faces*

*Becomes better than Oprah*

*twerks on all*

*Buys solar system*

*Solar system is too mainstream so buys Cosmos*

*Can control people with remote control that until we have access to*

*colonizes mars*

*Moves to Mars*

Bobi, Coco, Peesicle, Fish & Tuna

*Bobi visits the Capital and meets the governor*

*Bobi kills the governor with a pickle*

*Bobi puts the head of the governor on his*

*Bobi eats the murderous pickle with the governors head*

*Bobi hides governors' head in his mothers fridge*

*Bobi's mom finds the head*

*Bobi's mom feeds her head the her snake Coco*

*Coco is rushed to the hospital*

*Coco was pretending to choke, and eats nurse's head*

*Nurse says last words and dies*

*The governors and Nurses ghosts haunt Bobi*

*Coco lives on to become evil*

*Coco is a boa constrictor and kills Bobi's mom*

*Bobi and Bobi's mom's ghost kills Coco and his Family* 

*Coco's sister named Peesicle takes over but is good*

*Pessicle gets pregnant*

*Peesicle's baby daddy is Coco's old bestie*

*Names baby's Fish and Tuna*

*Tuna gets sold at a pet store*

*Fish is depressed and joins cult*

*Cult kills Tuna*

*Fish finds Peesicle*

*Peesicle doesn't remember fish*

*Things gets sad*

*Fish drowns himself*

*Peesicle decides to go to therapy*

*Peesicle is diagnosed as schizophrenic*

*Peesicle commits suicide*

Sally the Snail

Weird Sophie

Summer

Pemo

Twerky B.

*Sophie is at the grocery store, smelling onions to make herself cry*

*People start to stare*

*Sophie then puts the onion in her shirt to create a uniboob*

*As she walks, a police dog that smells the onion bites it*

*Sophie is taken downtown for a test at the police department*

*Sophie's test results are abnormal*

*Sophie is scared and begs to know what's wrong*

*The police man tells her she has 8 days to live*

*She decides that she wants to learn how to drive before she dies*

*She goes to driving school to learn*

*She discovers that she has a crush on the driving instructor*

*She gets in a bad accident because she was too focused on the instructor*

*The instructor visits her at the hospital, where she finds out that he is 83, but still loves him*

*He sits by her bed side and kisses her cheek*

*She dies slowly*

*Driving instructor becomes depressed because he loved her*

*He visits her grave everyday*

*He daydreams about her*

*Commits suicide because he can't live without her*

Welcome

Welcome to Twerky's Tales. This is a place where we the legendary tales of Twerky and her friends are told. Each line is said by a different friend (Twerky B., Summer, Flower Tower and Pemo), and each line is completely improv. There is no planning or communicating when creating is in process or when creating will began. Please feel free to leave a comment and you could win your name in one of the stories! 

-Twerk Team